Sunday, January 25, 2009

wow! 2009

(200)9 new year goals for the year of the OX

1. reignite the spanish in me
2. make things, all kinds of things - shitty things, breathtaking things
3. dont hold back
4. take on a lover later this year
5. observe
6. be quiet
7. go somewhere new and be scared
8. read all sorts
9. surprise myself

grab it by the fuckin horns, ladies!

The Bicycle

as you can see, i have early traumas on The Bicycle.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009


1. Get out of here.

2. Get Vitamin D.

3. Get out of here.

i hate this.

then i like it.


I must down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by,
And the wheel's kick and the wind's song and the white sail's shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea's face, and a grey dawn breaking.

I must down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.

I must down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull's way and the whale's way where the wind's like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick's over.

By John Masefield (1878-1967).
(English Poet Laureate, 1930-1967.)

then i hate it again.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Haiiiiii der gurllllzzzz!!!!!

Made by Arts and Music Collective TeenageZombie

Monday, January 12, 2009


new trends in dating and the parts of your bodies that come in doubles:

Thursday, January 1, 2009


1. dont be a shit
2. dont be a shitake mushroom
3. regular bowel movements always
4. REMEMBER: buy the cheapest beeeeerrrrsssss!!!!!!!!!!

ATTN: Ladies...

...please share your thoughts on 2008...
...and your ideas/desires for 2009.

Believe me, I don't do the resolution thing. But please, indulge me with your non-resolute thoughts...

I'll start. In a minute...